2000 and 1 views of the page, which is very nice.  2001 is really more important than 2000, since there was already a pageview when I first viewed my newly born page myself.  I was of course afraid that achieving 2000 pageviews would totally overwhelm my deviantart account.  As it collapsed, I imagined, it would shrink into a infinitesimally tiny black hole in the far corners of the world wide web before with terrifying and increasing speed it dragged the rest of the Internet down with it into oblivion.  But that didn't happen, and I'm glad.  Thank you, Internet.  Thinternet.

In other news, it is still summer and I am still at home and I will hang out with everybody ever who is in Los Angeles.  Just after I emerge from the garden shed, which will probably be sometime in August.